australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

sextinggrandma:

I am the master at thinking up cute date ideas you can-
• lay in the bed of a truck with pillows and blankets under the stars
• go to a tiny coffee store and tell each other cute quirks and habits about yourself nobody else knows
• type in something random on pandora radio and listen to whatever comes on
• have rough sex in a river right before you sacrifice a virgin to the dark lord satan

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas)