Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn’t. I have been nervous before.
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
every time the seasons change to winter my dash becomes a parade of “femininity is a synonym for madness” and “there is no hope for women” and like i get it but also buy a sun lamp queens
someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
